{"title":"Funny Shirts \u0026 Hoodies","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Shirts \u0026amp; Hoodies from Cosmently: sarcastic one-liners, gag gifts and conversation starters for men and women. Every design is available as a classic tee or a hoodie in sizes S–5XL, and US orders over $70 ship free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShop by recipient: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dad-shirts\"\u003eDad\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-husband-shirts\"\u003eHusband \u0026amp; Wife\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-shirts\"\u003eBirthday\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-beer-shirts\"\u003eBeer\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts\"\u003eSarcastic\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"get-laughs-funny-gun-ownership-joke-t-shirt","title":"Get Laughs — Funny Gun Ownership Joke T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow your sarcastic side with this typography tee — a witty take on 'not owning' firearms that gets laughs at the range or the BBQ.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat as a gag gift for gun owners and friends who appreciate dark humor. Keywords: gun, funny, t-shirt, joke, gun owner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous gun-themed text joke about lying about gun ownership — printed sharp and vivid, made to be noticed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePick your style: soft ring-spun cotton \u003cb\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e ($24.99) or cozy fleece \u003cb\u003eHoodie\u003c\/b\u003e ($39.99).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit that works for everyone — a gift that actually gets worn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; fabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTee \u0026amp; hoodie in sizes S–5XL; runs true to size (size up for a relaxed fit).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: Black, White. 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