{"title":"Sarcastic Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic Shirts from Cosmently: dry wit and sarcasm you can wear to work, the gym or family dinner. Every design is available as a classic tee or a hoodie in sizes S–5XL, and US orders over $70 ship free.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"start-conversations-obama-are-you-coming-home-babysitter-is-weird-t-shirt","title":"Start Conversations - Obama, Are You Coming Home? Babysitter Is Weird T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake a bold, funny political statement with this tee: 'Obama, are you coming home soon? The babysitter is weird.' Clean, readable typography designed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for rallies, casual wear, or gag gifts — an attention-grabbing shirt that sparks laughs and conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eText asking Obama to come home; babysitter is weird — printed sharp and vivid, made to be noticed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePick your style: soft ring-spun cotton \u003cb\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e ($24.99) or cozy fleece \u003cb\u003eHoodie\u003c\/b\u003e ($39.99).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit that works for everyone — a gift that actually gets worn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; fabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTee \u0026amp; hoodie in sizes S–5XL; runs true to size (size up for a relaxed fit).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: Black, White. 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This playful calendar tee turns Monday and Tuesday into a candid 'WTF' moment — perfect for coworkers, coffee lovers, and anyone surviving the workweek. Bold typography and a clean layout make the joke pop on any color tee. 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