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Makes a great addition to any sarcastic humor wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny insulting phrase about someone's mother — printed sharp and vivid, made to be noticed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePick your style: soft ring-spun cotton \u003cb\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e ($24.99) or cozy fleece \u003cb\u003eHoodie\u003c\/b\u003e ($39.99).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit that works for everyone — a gift that actually gets worn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; fabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTee \u0026amp; hoodie in sizes S–5XL; runs true to size (size up for a relaxed fit).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: Black, White. 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