{"product_id":"santa-cigarette-dispenser-one-tap-pop","title":"Santa Cigarette Dispenser — One-Tap Pop","description":"\u003ch3\u003eTiny Santa that hands you a cigarette with a tap.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMeet the pocketless Santa\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe perches on your desk and pops a cigarette when tapped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny at coffee breaks and holiday hangouts. Ships tracked in 7–15 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSee it pop\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTap his belly. A cigarette slides smoothly from his coat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimple mechanical action. No apps. No batteries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll notice it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOne-handed dispense — tap once and grab easily.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesigned for standard slim cigarette sizes and packs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSoft spring action keeps noise low during use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDurable ABS body resists dings and desk drops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRefillable and tool-free. Keeps the joke alive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it shines\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesk gag — sparks chats on coffee breaks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eParty prop — perfect for quick photo moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStocking stuffer — small, surprising, memorable gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCollector shelf — a cheeky accent for man caves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eStyles \u0026amp; specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable styles: Classic Santa, Thunderbolt Pioneer, Santa \u0026amp; Thunderbolt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: ABS plastic body, stainless spring, painted finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 10 × 7 × 7 cm. Weight: ~120 g.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBatteries: none required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's in the box:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × Santa cigarette dispenser\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × refill guide card\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × adhesive non-slip pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShips tracked in 7–15 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy humans love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-tap cigarette dispense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits standard slim cigarettes and packs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo batteries. Pure mechanical fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact 10×7×7 cm footprint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes adhesive pad and refill guide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30-day smile guarantee.\u003c\/strong\u003e Free US shipping over $35.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cosmently","offers":[{"title":"Santa Claus","offer_id":49241478889572,"sku":"11882","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Thunderbolt Pioneer","offer_id":49241478922340,"sku":"11883","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa \u0026 Thunderbolt","offer_id":49241478955108,"sku":"11884","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/9506\/6724\/files\/up-1789307521583.jpg?v=1789307525","url":"https:\/\/cosmently.com\/products\/santa-cigarette-dispenser-one-tap-pop","provider":"Cosmently","version":"1.0","type":"link"}