Funny shirts & hoodies · Sizes S–5XL

Funny shirts that say what everyone's thinking

Sarcastic, beer, dad, gun and political humor on soft tees and hoodies. Printed for you and shipped tracked across the US.

Typography t-shirt reading: I don't own any guns. I just keep them on 'permanent loan'.Plain t-shirt with bold typographic text reading "He's an idiot" centered on the chestLine-art pistol with the text "It's not a gun, it's a wireless communication device." on a t-shirtT-shirt with bold retro typography reading: Friendly husband. Warning: wife isn't — don't touch.
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Funny shirts for every sense of humor

Cosmently makes funny shirts and hoodies for people who say what everyone else is thinking. Pick from sarcastic shirts, beer shirts, funny dad shirts and husband shirts, or browse our gun shirts and 2nd Amendment shirts.

Into politics? Our Trump shirts cover both sides — pro-Trump and anti-Trump. Every design comes as a tee or hoodie in sizes S to 5XL, and makes an easy gift for birthdays, Christmas and family get-togethers.