Conversation Starter Beer-Drinking Sperm Character T-Shirt

Bring laughs to the bar or a bachelor party with this playful tee featuring a happy sperm raising a frothy beer mug. It's a cheeky design that gets noticed.

Perfect for adults with a mischievous sense of humor — lightweight, comfortable, and made to spark conversations.

Why you'll love it

happy sperm character holding a beer mug — printed sharp and vivid, made to be noticed.
Pick your style: soft ring-spun cotton T-Shirt ($24.99) or cozy fleece Hoodie ($39.99).
Unisex classic fit that works for everyone — a gift that actually gets worn.

Fit & fabric

Tee & hoodie in sizes S–5XL; runs true to size (size up for a relaxed fit).
Colours: Black. Print on the front, water-based inks that won't crack or peel.
Pre-shrunk, tear-away label, double-needle stitched hems.

Size Guide

T-Shirt

Size	Shirt Length	Chest Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in
4XL	34 in	30 in
5XL	35 in	32 in

Hoodie

Size	Shirt Length	Chest Width	Tolerance
S	27 in	20 in	1 in
M	28 in	22 in	1 in
L	29 in	24 in	1 in
XL	30 in	26 in	1 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	1 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	1 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	1 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	1 in

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat: length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem, chest width straight across 1" below the armpits. Unisex fit — between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

Shipping & returns

Printed in the USA and shipped in 2–5 business days.
Free US shipping on orders over $35.
30-day guarantee: wrong size or print issue — we replace it, no questions asked.