Bold Snarky Statement - Your Ass Must Be Jealous of Your Mouth T-shirt

Turn heads with this snarky tee featuring the blunt line everyone remembers. Bold typography makes the message pop.

Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or anyone who loves edgy humor. Comfortable everyday wear that says exactly what you mean.

Why you'll love it

snarky profanity quote — printed sharp and vivid, made to be noticed.
Pick your style: soft ring-spun cotton T-Shirt ($24.99) or cozy fleece Hoodie ($39.99).
Unisex classic fit that works for everyone — a gift that actually gets worn.

Fit & fabric

Tee & hoodie in sizes S–5XL; runs true to size (size up for a relaxed fit).
Colours: Black. Print on the front, water-based inks that won't crack or peel.
Pre-shrunk, tear-away label, double-needle stitched hems.

Size Guide

T-Shirt

Size	Shirt Length	Chest Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in
4XL	34 in	30 in
5XL	35 in	32 in

Hoodie

Size	Shirt Length	Chest Width	Tolerance
S	27 in	20 in	1 in
M	28 in	22 in	1 in
L	29 in	24 in	1 in
XL	30 in	26 in	1 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	1 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	1 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	1 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	1 in

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat: length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem, chest width straight across 1" below the armpits. Unisex fit — between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

Shipping & returns

Printed in the USA and shipped in 2–5 business days.
Free US shipping on orders over $35.
30-day guarantee: wrong size or print issue — we replace it, no questions asked.