Funny Gag Gift T-Shirt — 'Wife Sold My Guns' for Gun Owners

Get laughs at the range or around the campfire with the 'My Wife Sold My Guns — Guess I'll Take Up Knitting' T-Shirt. A comfortable, casual tee designed for gun owners and anyone who loves a good gag.

Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or just a laugh—sizes for every firearms fan. Order this novelty shirt to share a grin with your range buddies.

Why you'll love it

joke about wife selling husband's guns — printed sharp and vivid, made to be noticed.
Pick your style: soft ring-spun cotton T-Shirt ($24.99) or cozy fleece Hoodie ($39.99).
Unisex classic fit that works for everyone — a gift that actually gets worn.

Fit & fabric

Tee & hoodie in sizes S–5XL; runs true to size (size up for a relaxed fit).
Colours: Black. Print on the back, water-based inks that won't crack or peel.
Pre-shrunk, tear-away label, double-needle stitched hems.

Size Guide

T-Shirt

Size	Shirt Length	Chest Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in
4XL	34 in	30 in
5XL	35 in	32 in

Hoodie

Size	Shirt Length	Chest Width	Tolerance
S	27 in	20 in	1 in
M	28 in	22 in	1 in
L	29 in	24 in	1 in
XL	30 in	26 in	1 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	1 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	1 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	1 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	1 in

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat: length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem, chest width straight across 1" below the armpits. Unisex fit — between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

Shipping & returns

Printed in the USA and shipped in 2–5 business days.
Free US shipping on orders over $35.
30-day guarantee: wrong size or print issue — we replace it, no questions asked.