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Shart Survival Kit — Pocket Emergency Clean-Up

New pocket-sized emergency kit for human mishaps.

$24.99 $37.99 Save 34%

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Size & specs

Full dimensions, materials and what's in the box are listed in the description below.

Shipping & returns

US delivery 7–15 business days, tracked from dispatch. Free over $35. 30-day returns, no drama.

Same as the video?

Yes — the photos on this page show the exact item we ship.

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Shart Survival Kit — Pocket Emergency Clean-Up

What’s new

New pocket-sized emergency kit for human mishaps.

Designed for quick cleanup when life goes sideways.

What’s in the box

  • 1 x black zip pouch (7" x 5") — soft, wipe-clean exterior.
  • 2 x disposable underwear (non-woven fabric) — one-size fits most up to 40" waist.
  • 10 x alcohol-free wet wipes — gentle, thick, absorbent.
  • 1 x 30 ml odor-neutralizer spray — fragrance-balanced, travel-size.
  • 1 x resealable disposal bag — seals mess away for public trash.
  • 1 x waterproof seat liner (folded) — lightweight PE, protects chairs.
  • 1 pair nitrile gloves — clean hands, no awkward finger talk.

How to use

Open the pouch and assess the situation.

Swap into the disposable underwear if needed.

Wipe gently with the wet wipes, then spray the area lightly.

Fold soiled items into the resealable bag and toss discreetly.

Unfold the seat liner under you if you must sit.

Who uses it

Frequent travelers, festival-goers, parents of unpredictable toddlers.

Anyone who wants a low-drama fix for an awkward moment.

Specs & materials

  • Pouch: polyester exterior, PVC-free lining. Size: 7" x 5" x 1.5".
  • Underwear: non-woven polypropylene. One-size fits most up to 40" waist.
  • Wipes: 10 count, 15cm x 20cm each, alcohol-free solution.
  • Spray: 30 ml, odor-neutralizing formula (non-toxic, non-medical).
  • Seat liner: polyethylene, folds to pocket size.
  • Gloves: nitrile, ambidextrous, single-use.

Shipping

Ships tracked in 7–15 business days.

Packaged discreetly. No product names on the outside.

Why humans love it

  • Pocket-sized kit fits glovebox, tote, or gym bag.
  • Disposable underwear and wipes for quick, private changes.
  • Odor-neutralizer spray reduces awkward smells without heavy perfume.
  • Waterproof seat liner protects chairs and car seats.
  • Ships tracked in 7–15 business days. Discreet packaging for sensitive situations.

30-day smile guarantee. Free US shipping over $35.

What customers say

★★★★★

Saw it on TikTok, bought it here, arrived in 9 days. Exactly like the video.

Jenna R. · Verified buyer
★★★★★

Ordered as a joke. Now it's his favorite thing. Send help.

Marcus T. · Verified buyer
★★★★☆

Took 9 days to arrive but the reaction I got was worth every second.

Priya K. · Verified buyer
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